Tuesday, July 12, 2005

kiss and yell

so many people i know kiss ass to get ahead. and get ahead they do. if they're the butt of jokes, they don't care, coz in the end they are climbing faster than the neighbouring geek. so here's a personality profile i have drawn up of people most likely to ass kiss on their way to the top:
1. 5%intellect + 95% hot air
2. exaggerated sense of self
3. wannabes of the highest order
4. if you ask them a pointed question, which they are supposed to know, they will reply with a question, and then flee
it's not that i am against ass kissers, it's just that you require a skill set to pull it off, and most of the ass kissers i know, and they are omnipresent, just don't have it!
5. freaky humour
6. inability to enjoy the money they make

2 comments:

ani sharma said...

i reckon i used to be one in BT...not any more. now i just dont care about ambition or this or that...i just want to be away from crowds...and pretentious people - the scary part is that every day more such types swarm the world. i wish the world's population would be reduced by more than 2/3rds...and i can only hope i am not wiped out among them to enjoy the solitude and a quality life! amen!

mich said...

yeah that's true. the quality of people i now see has dropped considerably since the time we were all in BT. guess people have no time for genuine-ness any more.