Wednesday, May 12, 2004

are women drivers really a pain in the neck?

I have divided the women friends I know who drive into 3 groups -- "honkers", "breezers" and "angels..."
The honkers simply start honking from the time they leave their homes to the time they reach their destinations. In this way, the road is cleared and they can go pass at breakneck speed.
The breezers are those who are totally oblivious to what's going on around them. They could be sitting in a sauna or having a steam bath for all they cared. They just breeze pass their adversaries -read fellow travellers- and stare vacantly at them should they be abused. Their thoughts are on pedicure, pasta and pretty boys...
The angels are the ones for whom driving is second nature and they are responsible, calm, collected as they follow rules and conduct business on their hands-free cellphones.
I evidently aspire to be part of the 3rd, but for now, I am a combination of 1 & 3.

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